Friday, October 12, 2007

Am I a suspected insurgent? (Only if I get blowed up good.)

I'm just noticing that when people get blown up in Iraq, especially by occupying troops and their air support, they always fall into two categories: "civilians", whose numbers are always comprised of "women" and "children", and "suspected insurgents", comprised of... well, I'm guessing any male older than twelve. Since I am a male over 12, then it follows that if I were killed in Iraq by U.S. forces I would thereby be drafted a member of the non-civilian category.

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